ewanenoellav:

a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

moonlit-drawer:

moonlit-drawer:

moonlit-drawer:

moonlit-drawer:

moonlit-drawer:

Urgent Please Read

My father has passed away from Covid-19 yesterday morning. As much as I want time to grieve him; me, my mother, and little brother are in urgent need of money. We had been funded by his SSA checks each month, & now have to contact SS of his death.

Because of this, we will have almost no funding until we are approved for Survivors Benefits. I am currently working but because my father died from Covid, I must remain in quarantine until I can continue. We urgently need to pay $1000 in rent & utilities by August 5th.

Luckily, once I return to work I can handle paying for the other misc. bills. Until then, we need funding however we can.

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Thank you all who took time to read and help us in this time.

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blackwoolncrown:

deviantlydino:

prguitarman:

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My favourite internet niche has to be the Brazilian internet genre of GAY PEOPLE PLAYING DODGEBALL.

Warning: screaming. Lots of it.

Thanks to twitter user @ecbahya for putting these in a thread.

Amazing

This is my new favorite thing

holy shit no more straight people sports ever this owns

patchpaws:

joey-wheeler-official:

toomuchlamenotenoughbears:

catzgba:

taintmotel:

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

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get fucking rekt OP

he has exactly one voice that he can do but lord knows that wont stop him and i respect that

You only need one voice when you have the perfect one.

clannyphantom:

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies 

venka:

rb to give the person you reblogged from a really cool knife

tododeku-or-bust:

salamander-joe-jones:

elfwreck:

genderificationbeam:

goldenaltar:

restfuldyke:

pulling stunts that strengthen the public’s perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end

counterpoint: it’s really funny.

lil nas x: i was demonized from a young age because of the unique intersection of my blackness and queerness within the church and now im reclaiming that for myself and showing young queer people that they always have a place where they’ll be accepted, even if they have to carve it out of the hell they were promised

random shitforbrains tumblr users: actually portraying queer people, including yourself, as sexually empowered or subversive in any way makes the homophobes mad :/// maybe just act normal??? idk pulling that “”stunt”” is kinda homophobic

OP’s statement implies that there is a way of acting that will convince the bigots that gay people are not satanic perverts.

There isn’t. Every single method has been tried: Being quiet. Blending in. Acting like middle class suburban straight couples. Being closeted and only finding partners who will keep the secret. Having one partner publicly take the role of another gender. (And then acting like a suburban straight couple.) Being ALONE, and just pining quietly for years.

None of it works. When the straights figure out who the gay people are, even if they are abstinent and solitary, there’s a swarm of bigots ready to denounce all queer people as evil, as corrupting children, as causing the downfall of society. A swarm of bigots ready to physically attack them to drive them off. 

There is no polite enough, no ordinary enough, no invisible enough to keep us safe.

So fuck that.

Queer people should act like they want to act. If part of that is going all in for the “I am your worst hellscape nightmare” tropes, that’s part of reclaiming the right to be full members of society. 

And queer people of color have at least twice as much right to ignore all the stupid “don’t do that because you’ll offend people!!!” rules.

What offends those people is queer people of color existing, not whatever they did that got them noticed. The bigots just like to pretend that the issue is “I don’t want to see it” instead of “I don’t want the person who did that, to exist.” 

Because if the issue is “I don’t want to see it” - just don’t watch the video. 

Specially, LIL NAS X tried that. Y’all remember his first his? Old Town Road? With the lyrics:

Cheated on my baby

You can go and ask her

My life is a movie

Bull riding and boobies

Cowboy hat from Gucci

Boy was STEALTH. AND WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM????? They OUTED HIM. OUT OF REVENGE FOR BEING BETTER AT THE GAME THAN THEY WERE. FOR BEING A BLACK QUEER MAN WITH A HIT. THEY. OUTED. HIM.

Y’all DO NOT get to tell him to sit down and shut up about his gayness when he LITERALLY DID THAT AND WAS OUTED. what happened to the quiet polite gays, you ask?

Y’all killed, bullied and outed them so you’re stuck with us. Deal with it.

THIS ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

Performative Purity has never kept any person of color, queer folks, and ESPECIALLY queer persons of color safe in the eyes of a society that WANTS to hate us for existing as is. NEVER.

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